There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails and voices downstairs yelling “HOW DO YOU FLUSH THESE TOILETS?” ~ Dave Barry (Dave Barry Talks Back)

New to DiscountPartySupplies.com is our Sailing Party Supply package! Even though sailing can be traced back to the 5th millennium B.C. (and I think Christopher Cross wrote his tune a few years later), we are happy to provide to you today our package for your captain-in-training!

Whether your celebrating a Gilligan’s Island reunion or you’re an ardent supporter of The America’s Cup, our Sailing Party Supply package will be the perfect addition to your high-seas shindig!  Napkins, plates, and even plastic life buoys and anchors to decorate your walls are included in our packages.

You have to be careful on the deck, because of the “hatches,” which are holes placed around a sailboat at random to increase the insurance rates. ~ Dave Barry (Dave Barry Talks Back)

For those of you that are “armchair captains” and prefer to watch the Discovery Channel’s Nautical Programming, we have the perfect item.  Our Beach Ball Cooler will fit perfectly in front of the couch so you and your “first mates” will not have to get up to go to the ice box.  Plus, when your favorite beverages are gone from the cooler, you can place your feet in the icy water.  Sounds like the “Perfect Storm” to me!

Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O’Hare. ~ Dave Barry (Dave Barry is not making this up)

So, take a look over the starboard side and set sail with our Sailing Party Supplies!  It’ll give you the excuse to say “land lubbers” all night long!

The closest Jim has ever been to "hitting the open sea" is watching the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie 12 times. You can follow him on Twitter (@hepcatdj) and Facebook (DJJimbo).

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