It’s time to plan the perfect tailgate!  With our College Party Supplies, you will be the talk of the other masses that are huddled up in the rain.  They’re eating luke warm bratwursts, spilling baked beans on their white jerseys and sipping very cheap beer (or apple cider because I can’t assume you’re all of “age.”)  Your brats may lack warmth, your beans may cover a couple of letters on the front of your jersey and your beer may be cheap.  However, you’ll look good with these plates, napkins and cups from Discount Party Supplies!  (With the beans covering letters on your jersey, you’ll get some funny looks as a Georgia B ogs fan.)

Whether you’re a Spartan, Buckeye, Tar Heel or a Wolverine, we have the party supplies to make your tailgate the best!

I’ve been told (ok, strongly suggested) to not make this a “my team is better than your team” post.  Even though my team IS better than your team, I will not bring it up (too late, my bad).  With some amazing plates, napkins, cups and even some balloons, you can party with your team’s colors and look good while hoping that your team could beat my team (even on a bad day).

These party favors are not just for tailgating!  If your daughter went completely against your wishes to stay closer to home after high school graduation, you can celebrate her graduation party in style!  What better way to get her back for going to Texas than to set a party up with Oklahoma colors?  Ok, that’s spiteful, but she’ll learn her lesson.  Right?  It might backfire, but it’s a graduation party she’ll never forget!  I’d also suggest buying some Texas gear to have on hand, just in case she decides to run away with that boy that you never quite understood.  Also, give her a big check.  She’ll forgive you a bit quicker.  Trust me.  I’m a professional.

Youth birthday parties is another example of the perfect place for these party supplies.  What better way to brainwash your 4-year-old that “your school” is the best?  They’ll look back at pictures when they’re in high school and will subliminally realize that they are supposed to go to Michigan State.  They’ll ask you how they came up with that decision and you can just tell them that it was the plan all along.  Evil? Maybe.  However, this prevents awkward Thanksgiving dinners when they’re sitting with their boyfriend/girlfriend wearing “other colors.” It’s just planning ahead.

Jim is a proud Spartan and will not let his daughters bring home a UM fan. You can follow (flame) him on Twitter (@hepcatdj) and Facebook (DJJimbo).

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